The Calon Haunter Strikes Again!
We wake up this morning to see the pokemon center defaced! The Calon Haunter has covered the entire facility in paintings of a ridiculous sneasler!
Elsie Lenkov again fails to provide us with enough security to stop the Calon Haunter from mocking our entire Pokemon Healthcare system, It should be fully cleaned up by next week. The Pokemon Center will be out of comission for that week while they verify he hasn't messed with any of the wiring and fragile machinery. Therefore the next Gym Leader visit has been delayed. Be sure to avoid all pokemon battles this week.
Elsie Lenkov's track record has been mildly dissapointing as of late. Criticism from all over town has been coming our way about her lackluster performance. Let's hope she can pick herself up by the bootstraps and be like her uncle!
Don't worry Elsie, I believe in you.